Ok, between you and Senor Spielbergo being Asian, The Juggernaut's gotta ask…

For comparative purposes, is a tit-kick more or less offensive (in the combat sense) than a cunt-punt?

You know there are motherfuckers over there trying to kill some motherfuckers over on that side because they think those motherfuckers are reptiles or some shit, right?

A minstrel show, or a watermelons-and-fried-chicken joke is still an unambiguous attempt at humor… but is also racist as fuck.

People do protest and boycott SP… or, rather, they did, years and years ago when the show first started. Now, anyone who would be offended by something SP does doesn't watch the show, or got fired from working there.

I would say, as a 7 and a half foot tall, six hundred pound white dude who can stop bullets with his pecs (and helmet), that as long as the joke is funny, then it's ok… if you're offensive, but funny, you're in the clear.

No one cares if Catholics are upset by Catholic Priest jokes is, one, a fallacy but, two, not applied to all Catholics, who are a party with the most ability to change how their priests act.

Not so well-known anymore. They don't make kung-fu movies like they used to.

Asian and Elven.

Non-Union, Non-Mexican.

I think, though,that this is a separate issue that this thing on HIMYM. This kung-fu thing would be just as offensive if the cast was entirely, or even majority, black. It really doesn't have anything to do with the diversity (or lack thereof) of the people in TV-Land.

White people get offended like this, Yellow people get offended like *this*!

Wait! Wait just a seven-gods-damned minute there…

Not the first (or last) game to do that, but using the sixaxis to smash some fool into a building (or other solid object) is rather fun.

Most actors and actresses are insane. It comes with the territory of having the ability to convincingly become someone else.

The difference, Chuck, is that my opinions aren't objectively wrong.

Lots of the movies you listed there did pretty decently, and most of them aren't terrible. Bad Grandpa isn't my sort of thing, but was well-done for what it was. Spring Breakers was apparently good, too. Or good enough, I guess.

Facehuggers are the Alien method of reproduction.

Indeed it has. Indeed it has…

Maybe, but you are correct that the curly fries are awesome.