It is only "society's fault" if you don't consider McD's part of the society that is responsible for the kinds of toys given to children. Which, frankly, would make you stupid.

We have Jack-in-the-Box in Seattle, and all over the Pacific Northwest. What are you talking about?

Fuck Chik-Fil-A. Their chicken is only delicious to people who do not know what the fuck chicken is supposed to taste like.

Florida, and she had a Master's degree (was required at one point, iirc) as well as her certification.

There are "fighting words" laws in many areas. In some cases, no, it's not illegal to punch someone for instigating a fight with you, under certain circumstances.

They were vice cops, investigating vice crimes. Undercover. In the vice.

Ka$h.

Braxton Bragg was kind of a badass.

Yes. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

If I wanted to read a 5-plus section of a dubiously academic paper, I'd go down to the local community college and ask for one.

It's like motherfuckin' Barney Fife said, you gotta nip it in the bud. Thirty years ago, when there was just a few hundo of these motherfuckers, we could have exterminated them with a decent team of SOGgies…. instead, we let shit foster, invaded the wrong country, and continued to fuck around that made a few thousand…

That's still goddamn junk science. They have proven only correlation, not causation. That the show was on TV is not demonstrably compared against other birth control measures is another reason why this is junk science.

That science is too tight.

Those must be some broke-ass motherfuckers then. My aunt taught high school history for twenty-five years and never made more than $45K a year, and even that was only the last few years before she retired. Most of the time she pulled $35K.

Even those who have been teachers for a very long period of time really don't make shit, unless they work in the private education industry.

"About the same" is not the same thing as "the same".
77% is "about the same", too.

Solitaire, mostly, or Mine Sweeper.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

The fuck I can't, I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, bitch! You wanna know why Afghanistan is so fucked up? Because we involved ourselves in a motherfucking proxy war against our not-really-but-we-decided-they'd-be rivals from the previous 40 years, and once that war was done and we'd left the place a smoking motherfucking…

Junk science, the teen birthrate has been in steady decline since the 1950s.