Near illiterate, yes, because you apparently don't know when to use capitalization. Hint: At the beginning of every sentence and with any proper nouns, such as a band's name (unless the band name is, like e. e. cummings, never capitalized).

Jesus H. Christ…

I saw the Melvins open for GWAR in Gainesville, Florida in, like, 1993. They were fucking terrible.

Bears rape anything they can get their paws on. Your cats should consider themselves fortunate.

Mainly because most animators are not Masamune Shiro, and so do look shitty compared to CGI. It should be noted, though, that even Shiro had gone to a blend of hand-drawn and computer-generated for his art, animated and otherwise.

American Carrion?
Asian Multicolored?
Banded Alder?
Big Dipper Firefly?

Of all the things you listed there, we're lacking 4 out of 5.

Well, his sleeves are rolled up to his elbows…

There is, or was, a Canadian military base named "Cornwallis"… not sure we have named any military posts after any 20th century figures.

It's the South. They do love their history.

What are you, 17?

My resolution is to watch shit the week it comes out, and, if I don't, let it slide. I cannot deal with having DVDs or downloaded copies of 12 movies, 75 different television episodes, documentaries and video games just piled up anymore. I guess I am saying that The Juggernaut is gonna get more efficient at…

Maybe against the rhino, but the warthog already fights half-soused, and so will be prepared for your stumbling and weaving.

BraveStarr was like some proto-Firefly Space Western stuff.

Waylon Jennings is dead, and has been for several years now.

It may have been the Hiphopopotamus, whose rhymes are bottomless.

In that case, you probably won't get more than one or two limbs ripped right the fuck off, cause that glue shit'll taste nasty, not to mention that the warthog won't be able to chew your cheese-grater limbs… but you will probably get gored, and the rhino will still fuck you up real bad.

I think that is just a misspelling of Red Sonja's typical attire, being a sword and a war-thong.

I'm sure this show appealed to literally dozens of people… but this write-up makes it sound absolutely terrible.

That's some dangerous shit right there. Both a rhinoceros and a warthog will fuck you up, I don't care what kind of kung-fu you know or how many cheese-graters you have tied to your body.