Well. the only reason I brought it up is because that is the technically correct way of saying it, and being technically correct is the best kind of correct.

I heard, from Scientifically Accurate Ducktales, that ducks have a dick like a corkscrew.

The best way to deal with opposing opinions is to purge them from the Earth with steel and fire.

What Robertson said is not a "controversial opinion". It's a thought process that simply does not belong in modern American society. I, for one, would not be against having those who hold such opinions, and especially those who put such beliefs into the practice of denying civil rights to others, savaged by bears.

Fuck that. You should walk up to douchenozzles like Robertson here, slap the taste out their mouths, and say "That's from the Juggernaut, bitch!"

You know that not everyone in the South, his age or not, holds those beliefs, right?

Ephebophile, technically.

How does it feel to go through life being so objectively wrong? I mean, they say that opinions cannot be wrong, but… your opinion is wrong.

That's the thing, Cruise isn't a lousy actor. He's rarely paired with a director that makes use of him, though. Go watch "Born on the Fourth of July" and get back to us.

Odds can be in your favor, too. This is why you hustle pool (or any other game), you make yourself look like the long-shot, so when you win, you make a killing.

He may be one of those guys Vonnegut wrote about. He may have a tremendous wang. You never know who's going to get one.

I think he was still ambulatory for four of those months, too.

It's a Futurama reference, you gobshite.

Hunting season in Florida starts in August and ends in January.

Trey Parker is not a social conservative.

Attack him? Are there bands of militant gays hunting him down?

The JWs… let's be honest, they had it coming. And it's a First-World privilege to sell guns to dictators. It's how we support our interests across the globe.

But, then again, you were probably stoned and engaged in mutual oral sex with your children (based on your username), so I can see how that might distract one from the on-screen events.

Fuck all y'all haters. Some Japanese swords-and-sorcery shit with bright colors, cool CGI and a downer ending? Sold!

But "cray" is incorrect usage. The proper term is "cray-cray", thus equating to two syllables again, as does the original word "crazy". It's a bit of slang nonsense that does not, in the end, serve any purpose.