Your post made me think of Cody Rhodes WM27 entrance with the newspaper headlines discussing his very un-dashing facial disfigurement. Nothing against Stardust but I miss Elephant Man Cody Rhodes.

I must have one of those houses for upscale birds. Here is a check with my name on it. Write down any number on this piece of paper and I will pay it.

Holding out for that Scoutmaster induction.

I would worry they would end up going down the the same road as The Ascension. Make their debut and all it becomes is JBL mocking their mustaches.

No one who speaks German can be an awful man

I noticed the Vince is Booty sign a few seconds before Vince did. Watching him notice the sign and the stare he gave it was probably better than any part of that in ring promo.

This is how I feel about the Vaudevillains. Really like the gimmick in NXT but would not work on the main roster (unless we time travel back to the mid 90's when every wrestler seemed to have a side job gimmick)

WWE Production Meeting
"I think we should bring back Buddy Roberts. Kids will want to see the original Fabulous Freebirds."

He reads Newsweek instead of nothing.

This website must be out of date. I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogyro.

"My name is Brahms and I'm going to kill you"

Oh, The Frogurt district

It's nice to meet you.

Mantaur. I want to see more of him and then suddenly none of him…forever

What about the extenuating circumstance of a road 76ers game? I'm sure most of the crowd will be focused on that.

Big Gulps huh?

I think we can trim the jobber parade down to a lean 20 minutes.

I'll be back. I'm going to…stalk Lenny and Carl

That damn ominous drowning music as it speeds up signaling your impending demise. Every time I would hear that it would just cause me to rush and end up doing something stupid that ensured I did not get an air bubble or get to the surface.

But I wanted a peanut.