Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

It’s nigh impossible during Food & Wine fest, though. Too many side excursions.

“Drinking around the World” is an important part of any Central Floridian’s life. I usually start at Canada though, and end at the restaurant at Mexico.

Most places call them editors.

*venomous

Progressive snatch pulls

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

+1 threatened national park

who wood ever get tired of pine on pine violence? that stuff is evergreen.

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Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

Fewer.

What’s wrong with his hair and RayBans?

It’s not even spiked, he just threw a little product in it. And RayBans, especially the “classic” Wayfayer, are classics for a reason.

And hell, those aren’t even real RayBans. No insignia on them anywhere. They’re just cheapo Wayfarer designs.

Hate on whatever you want, but I…

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

To be fair, it will still be easier to repair than your Willys David.

A priest, a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.