I love a good piece of Chinese Propaganda

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“Unions are for Pussies”

I love when dipshits talk tough in service of cutting their own dicks off. Bravo, you futon stains.

Avoiding dog licks falls on the far side of the “extends my life vs enriches my life,” boundry. Health risks aside, they aren’t worth giving up. 

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

It is patently ridiculous that US Soccer, the non-profit organization thats primary purpose is to promote soccer in this country, does not pay the men’s and the women’s team equally. I don’t care which team earns more for US Soccer or less, the whole point is that the organization takes money from its money-making…

If you don’t have any family friendly triathlon jokes, I’m afraid I’m just going to have to ask you to leave.  

The triathlon part, mostly.  

Well see, that’s where I disagree.  

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

You can pretty much take each scene in this and figure out which of the people are also Cardinals fans and which aren’t.  It’s fairly amazing.

Awesome comment

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Holy shit, this is the notebook of my dreams. THANK YOU.

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

I’m 40+ years old and generally hate streaming/YouTube culture, but I’ll admit I’ve found DD entertaining. I rarely watch a live stream, but sometimes check out his YouTube videos. He’s playing a character, basically a gamer wrapped in a wrestling package. When I saw some interviews with him as Guy, I appreciated more…

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.