pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

I scared my dog when I hollered at the TV when Wun Wun broke the fucking door down.

He deserved to die it was so stupid.

You shut your filthy mouth. Grey’s Anatomy is going nowhere.

Yes.

Was the leopard in one of her stage shows?

Never could get into this show - but as far as hospital TV I’m binging on Nurse Jackie and loving it.

Someone fuckin hates this guy

Sounds like she’s well-trained in validating the reality of the narcissistic gasbags surrounding her throughout life. It's probably a survival instinct at this point.

Hey, 19th Century Freudian psychiatrist here. This is a classic case of Electra complex. I recommend a tincture of laudanum, sometime before the Cleveland convention.

no idea what you’re talking about.

Doubt you’d be okay with your 15-year-old getting a tattoo. All the reasons why are the problems it indicates. In general kids who are “doing the right thing and going somewhere” don’t have tattoos in 9-10th grade.

“Deputies went to the home of Kristine Hayes, Miller’s grandmother, who had legal guardianship of the teen, on the morning of March 31. Upon hearing what had happened, Hayes was “extremely emotional and visibly shaken,” investigative documents say.

All choices have consequences.

i would love booker as VEEP

Now Tyler can return to that hike across Oregon with his boyhood friends in search of Ray Brower’s body.

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

Wait this is a great story

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.