What rank is your dad in his militia group?

lol the admin of that page is fucking obsessed with girls who have tattoos...and like, not in good way. Good lord.

I tried marathoning through this season over the summer and I ended up with a stomach ache and had to give up. So, thanks for the recap!

He has a bunch, believe it or not and he is a nobody. One of his strategists or campaign managers or something is married to a really good family friend’s daughter and it killed all of us a little inside when we found this out.

Was he looking for some sort of hook or novelty to stand out from all the other white male comedians that are afforded the most opportunities anyway?

But where is he going? Why does he have to sleep? What promises does he have to keep? I like, don’t get poetry.

How sad is it that this was one of my first thoughts? I was reading the headline on one of the sites, and my eyes drifted over to the side where there was a lede about Trump kicking the Univision dude out of the press conference, and it was the first thing that came to mind.

I loved this fucking show.

The best way to get over a relationship is to break up just as the OJ trial is getting underway and getting mono so all you do that summer is sit in your bedroom crying and trying to find a channel not showing the trial. All while listening to “You Outta Know” on repeat.

Because at age five she somehow saw an episode of Oprah and was able to a) comprehend that it was something worth paying attention to, b) understood what gender-assignment surgery was based on the episode and c) realized that she too could have this surgery.

This is a goal that happens in high school frequently.

Is this for serious? It’s...it’s their plotline from The Office come to life.

She gets better looking as she gets older - now, compared to her Seinfeld days...? Not even a contest.

YES. I had read in an interview awhile ago that Sophie Turner said that Ramsay did something horrible to Sansa this season. Of course the second I read that I knew it was rape BECAUSE WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE.

I had no idea he was such an asshole. That actually does bum me out; I love Stan Rizzo so much. :(

The best smoothie I've ever had was made in my kitchen and has nothing but fruit and ice.

This guy is a goddamn serial killer who is only semi-proficient.

My college boyfriend flew home for summer break and when he called me to tell me he landed safely, he told me he wasn't coming back and he was transferring to Clemson which was 1000 miles away from the college we were attending together.

It's that whole "work to live, don't live to work" thing. I feel like I've been burned so many times I am almost indifferent at this point. It's expected.

I have this recurring nightmare where planes are just falling out of the sky around me, diving bombing. That beach is like my nightmare come to life...I need a Xanax.