Was he looking for some sort of hook or novelty to stand out from all the other white male comedians that are afforded the most opportunities anyway?

But where is he going? Why does he have to sleep? What promises does he have to keep? I like, don’t get poetry.

How sad is it that this was one of my first thoughts? I was reading the headline on one of the sites, and my eyes drifted over to the side where there was a lede about Trump kicking the Univision dude out of the press conference, and it was the first thing that came to mind.

I loved this fucking show.

Pete’s Dragon was, along with Wizard of Oz and Grease (I had young, cool, mom and dad. Upside was I grew up watching cool movies and listening to the Beatles. Downside: I got away with jack shit as a teen) my absolute favorite movie as a kid. I do not want to see this movie get made. :(

No doubt...but, it seems like a really, really shitty way to find out.

That is really the only part that bothers me about this. The SOs of these dummies don’t deserve to be embarrassed like this, nor do the kids. Oh well.

> I think that it’s awesome that two kids who are DTF can find each other and get down. Dating before the internet was such a pain in the ass.

That time stamp though...

The best way to get over a relationship is to break up just as the OJ trial is getting underway and getting mono so all you do that summer is sit in your bedroom crying and trying to find a channel not showing the trial. All while listening to “You Outta Know” on repeat.

I put my three year old on the phone when they call. He talks just enough that the people on the phone can’t tell if it’s a kid or just a really fucked up adult. The last time, they were like, yelling at him “ARE YOU THE OWNER OF THE COMPUTER” really slow like he was hearing impaired. But that is probably because he…

What I also do not get it that this wasn’t extended to me or my husband’s parents and siblings...all of whom would have been impacted by this. Only my husband was offered this. What about the rest of us? He had to supply SSNs for all of us AND his father’s birth certificate is on file because he was born outside of…

Because at age five she somehow saw an episode of Oprah and was able to a) comprehend that it was something worth paying attention to, b) understood what gender-assignment surgery was based on the episode and c) realized that she too could have this surgery.

This is a goal that happens in high school frequently.

I may be in the minority here...

They’re all over YouTube and they are amazing!

If GoT doesn’t climax with someone riding a dragon into battle to defeat the White Walkers we riot!

I haven’t listened to the audiobooks...for that reason. It would be a lot harder to flip through parts I am not interested in. Though to be honest, Sam is really the only part I couldn’t make it through. Even though Dany really dragged too, she was at least engaging and clearly part of something bigger. Sam on the…

One of us...one of us!

Yeah...I mean, he’s so milquetoast that really, he should be inoffensive but I think that is what bothers me so much! I consider myself a schemer at heart (not really. I like to pretend I am though) so I find the going-ons of everyone else much more interesting.