This guy is a goddamn serial killer who is only semi-proficient.

My college boyfriend flew home for summer break and when he called me to tell me he landed safely, he told me he wasn't coming back and he was transferring to Clemson which was 1000 miles away from the college we were attending together.

It's that whole "work to live, don't live to work" thing. I feel like I've been burned so many times I am almost indifferent at this point. It's expected.

I have this recurring nightmare where planes are just falling out of the sky around me, diving bombing. That beach is like my nightmare come to life...I need a Xanax.

When I had melanoma, (which I recovered from after some surgery) my oncologist was like, "Look, I know you want to go home and Google this BUT DON'T if you can help it"

This is the same one up on Popcorn Time except in English - I just assumed it was "the" poster. I like the original one better.

I use Skype at work all day errry day so I need a decent set of headphones with a mic. Anyone have a recommendation that won't break the bank? I used them not only for Skyping, but also to listen to media while I work.

Anyone remember the Rhianna/Chris Brown SVU episode? All these "ripped from headlines" episodes are ridic. Usually though in a good (subjective, I know) Lifetime movie sort of way.

Long term health issues aside (though that really is important), it is draining for me at almost 40 to have a high-energy two year. But at 52...?! I cannot even fathom that. At the end of the day I am as tired as my kid. Good luck to her, because she is gonna need it.

Gawker's clickbait "the police stink" articles are starting to make me not like Gawker. All of Gawker. Sorry to see Deadspin infected with this now. :(

This is only shocking because of how few schools are being investigated. I played soccer at a D3 school - class was optional, the passing grade was expected!

I started to reply to someone else with almost this same comment - she is a cold, snarky lady but it's oddly comforting.

She basically said to Anna, "No one knows who the fuck you are, plus, you're an old married lady."

It is definitely weird. Way to not be defensive about it!

Mine is out at 7:30. I weep for you.

While you are absolutely, 100% correct it is weird to have your two year old up at 11 PM.

Welcome to the internet where people talk about things and stuff.

That stupid movie had be sobbing like a baby and even now thinking about it I am tearing up so I refuse to believe that Leigh Anne Tuohy is anything but an angel sent down to us from heaven. And I am hardly even wrong about these things.

Of the people in that group, it seems that Michael Brown's case is different. He was acting aggressive with the police and was a criminal. He definitely didn't deserve to die for stealing a few cigars, but it shines a bad light on the other cases where these poor guys/kids were just wrong place, wrong time and killed…

What! People in NJ are thankful for living near the beach?! I live "near the beach" in NJ and since Hurricane Sandy it it all I can do to not run out of the house screaming when it gets rainy and windy.