This is the most perfect post in the best story the Gawker network has ever put together.

General consensus among my friends and family is it is a slow start, but ends well. Keep at it!

W-H-Y that spells WHY
Super WHY he can FLY

Hang in there for the George Michael and Maeby stuff - it is worth the wait!

We've got the giraffe. BEST EVER indeed!

My 8 month old likes to lick the floor in the bathroom. The silver lining is that I clean it constantly because of this and you can practically see your reflection in it.

I had melanoma on my face (under my eye) and needed to have reconstructive surgery on my face at 35.

I work at a school and one of my good friends there has a gaggle of kids that are awesome, and love me. They are great kids - all attend my school and I have personal relationships with them the way you do when your friends have kids that are 11-14 years old.

I would definitely do a cheap run of business cards or even holiday cards at Vista Print - but a large scale run of professional collateral? Never in a million years for this reason - their printing is subpar.

I like to always tell people that my son's signature color is navy blue. I am going to stop saying that because I didn't know baby style was a "thing" - someone might think I am serious.

I eat stickers all the time dude!

Fact: I've never met a dude who threw a ball better than I did.

An accident meaning an incident got out of control, that was how I took it at least. Though I know they found a garrot on scene, so who knows. :(

Thanks for the recommendation - I believe they actually mentioned that book during the interview and I couldn't recall the name!

Does the husband know, I wonder? Was he in it after the fact? The dude on Howard (he worked on the case - his name totally escapes me) made it seem like it wasn't a planned thing, but I can't see how she could cover this up on her own.

I was listening to an interview with an FBI profiler on this case just the other day (On Howard) and he said without a doubt this murder was committed by someone in the family. He then strongly intimated it was Patsy. Said it was likely an accident though.

I just don't believe that Kristen Stewart beat out an Oscar-nominated actress for a role. Especially THAT actress.

Eric K. Auld, I think what you did here was a total dick move.