I made this list with the knowledge that 99% of drivers would just blow it off, so I made it very extreme. If everyone did this, then yea 2 lanes are pretty much empty, but if just 10% of lane blockers did it, then roads would clear up drastically.

Also, I am very drunk ATM. I hope I don't sound batshit. Thank you for your time.

It's about how people handle driving on cruise control. they expect to be very disconnected from driving. this also means that if you are going slightly faster than the person in front of you, you dont want to hit you brakes and cancel the cruise control (most people dont know how to use the system to its fullest), so…

I thought about that, then I realized that duallys are mostly pointless except when hauling (which means at least 8 wheels total). I also realized that most trucks are slower to accelerate than about 80% (a guess) of cars. I couldnt just say no trucks because then you would have people saying "well what constitutes a…

I named the middle lanes to keep perspective. With the other rules, they sort themselves out.

I came up with these. I think this pretty much covers it. Do these things and I won't hate you. If you don't understand why, then stay off the highway.

If there's one car being a jackass and destroying the speed limit (probably weaving through traffic too) then I understand. But if you regularly see people behind you waiting for you to pass someone, then, I'm sorry, but you are the asshole of the situation. You either need to speed up and pass, or if you can't do it…

I 100% agree with this

Seriously, doubled on a 65 mph road? that sucks. Maryland sucks pretty badly too, but at least here it's not doubled unless you get a ticket for going over 85. And that almost never happens unless you or the cop is a HUGE asshole. most of the time they reduce the ticket to 9 over the speed limit, and with a max of 65…

That's the most annoying road for me to drive on. I have to cruise at 65 the whole way on a usually empty road because there are more state troopers than traffic on it. Isn't the toll enough? I work in Silver Spring right near the 650 exit and I'm about to move to downtown Gaithersburg, so I will probably have to…

So do you!

Yea no kidding. I've had to drive people at work to other offices because they refused to drive on the beltway. It's probably for the best that they don't because it can be legitimately dangerous for many people very often.

That's the problem for me. I LOVE driving, especially on open country roads (like many Jalops). Living in a place like that would ruin me.

He had a brief moment where he thought he was in Russia. [jalopnik.com]

I am so happy that I got the number 1 spot. You really have no idea. Maryland FTW!

Yea they re-opened a couple years ago. I live in Damascus, so I'm really close by. Every Friday and Saturday, you can see all the amazing cars (many 9 second cars) with historic tags and slicks just cruising through town waiting to go to the track. You're allowed to bring your own beer as long as it's in cans if…

I haven't been yet, but I definitely plan on it.

For me it's the 75&80 Dragway [www.75-80dragway.com] . It's 10 dollars to go watch and 15 to race. It's nice that it's about 10 minutes from my house too.

In Maryland you can't get a ticket for this. It's total bullshit

We can't stop! We've got to slow down first!