He seriously had dead fish eyes during the interview.

That still makes me laugh until my sides hurt, all these years later.

So we ARE in one of the circles of hell.

How’d that work out for you, you piece of shit?

I see what you did there...

I am so exhausted by the absolute roundness of this man’s head.

And now you win. You win everything. The end.

“...got my nunchucks right here...”

Am-fucking-en.

Amen, sister. Brother? Human.

Basically you are brilliant.

All the stars!

My god, she has an adorable “inside-out ear” at the beginning!

Problem is, you have to be cool as hell to pull this off, like Carrie Fisher was. If a night-cheese eating loser like myself did this, it would be nothing but side eye from the two people that showed up to my funeral.

YAS!

Not to mention the “m” centered above his head makes devil horns.