Behold! Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, motherfuckers.

Signs was one of the top ten covers of all time.

Too bad the cockpit doesn't match the exterior.

Hey! Show some respect! A lot of American's have died in the name of the black, white and the... ...Orange?

Yeah, baby!

"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels"

Sorry, above an unfinished twitchy track-pad post blunder. One of those days, sorry! I'd never discount of all passenger planes! (Concord, see below...)

Paint it brown. And is it a manual?

MARTINI ALL THE THINGS!

This also explains the St. Louis Cardinals' success.

Chicago Cubs fans? They gather to watch their favorite team lose...time after time again...That World Series is always next year, guys.

I realized that if you just mention the Miata in a comment on Jalopnik, you'll get a lot of upvotes on your comment

Reminds me of the East German Stasi. The GDR had something like one in four citizens acting as an active spy for the Stasi (secret police). I'm sure it took about five minutes for the program to turn into an instrument for people to implicate everyone they had some personal problem with. Are we headed in that…

Your post is heartbreaking.

The NFL interview over 40 people for Ballgate/Ballghazi. They talked to less than 5 people for the Ray Rice assault and battery/battering. Priorities.

Actually, given that, unlike intangibly deflated balls, this pertains to real human safety, I'm pretty much OK with the efficiency.

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

Fully loaded means getting every cleaning kit and branded trunk lining available. No one wants that shit. Realistically, I don't think anyone pays over 30 out the door for one.

Congrats, Porsche! You ended up on Jalopnik!

Pssh, why buy that when you can buy this for the price a new S-Class.