Your attitude is why Jalopnik is the way that it is now. No fun, disdainful, snarky, and downright elitist. No actual review or opinion other than “this thing that people like, well it sucks, because I said so”.

Who’s stopping these “adults”, as in fully-grown people, from going to the bathroom?

1000% disagree.

After seeing the pictures, David Tracy is now on his way to Indiana with a pocket full of cash.

NASCAR will still wave the Confederate flag to signal the start of the last lap though, as is tradition.

For only $3,000 you can out-weird your coworker’s cybertruck.

Except no one actually wants a drift van at all.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

They’re like baby cars, and the gauges cluster design is there to remind you how babies are made.

“...designed to protect the Leader of the Free World(™)...”

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

You spelled cunt wrong

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Did nazi that coming

Also the Magna-Steyr’s Putsch division run by another Austrian will remain inactive.

Pebbles will live on forever...

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?