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I’m having SE30 flashbacks and I’m loving it...

You and me both.

I’m pretty shocked to even hear that there’s 1,000 Rams in Europe. I didn’t even know we exported them.

Isn’t that the golden piss yellow? Think it only looks green in this picture.

Saw Title.

Remember this conversation when you’re washing down raw seagull with a cup of the deckhand’s pee.

So you have a sports car you’re afraid to redline? That’s like hypermiling a Ferrari.

This is half as loud as a Jaguar F-Type, so there’s that.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

Does anybody still remember NFS5: Porsche Unleashed? Most of what I know about Porsches comes from that game.

It’s an over styled Subaru with a Honda badge. It’s not a good look.

What professional would show up to the office in something this ridiculous?

I don’t know man, photos like this aren’t exactly scarce. Just give ‘em some time.

^ congrats on most predictable comment. 2nd comment overall, very impressive

This is news how?

The driver in the video, Blake Wilkey, is now out of jail but seems to have self-punished himself as he’s now stuck driving a ‘90s 4Runner.

But I’m glad it was totally cool for you guys to use it, promote it, and get as many clicks as possible from it.

So, I did a quick bit of math and here is what I came up with

Sadly, most of it is on point

still in a public beta phase