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Man, who shat in your coffee this morning?

You can put port matching in quotes, but it’s an actual process... a legit power adding procedure, has been since the early days of hot rodding.

Lowered suspension and a fake number on the front bumper are a sign to tread carefully. A patchy matte black hood is a sign to tread in the opposite direction.

You mean the kind with auto-rev matching, auto-hill hold, and auto-stall recovery?

I can’t say anything about reliability- but I finally saw one of these driving on the interstate yesterday, and man was that thing UGLY. Some sort of mix between a very bland suv/crossover and a concept car from the 80's or 90's that didn’t age well. Made me realize that there truly are people out there who nerd out

This is beautiful Kinja.

After reading this, I am convinced HamNo is actually a bizzarroworld version of Jeremy Clarkson. This sentence, in particular, gave me a positively Clarksonian chill:

This is fantastic.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

Good for the wheel. I hope it finds its own road.

Hear, hear, Jason! You are doing excellent work!

I did. Just ordered my XE R-Sport last Friday. Tested the 340i, ‘16 S4, ‘16 C450 AMG, and aside from the Merc, the Jag was the most fun to drive. Again, personal opinion, but for the deal i got, and interior goodies, that was the best choice for me. The Jag even felt quicker to me than the 340i.

The first car I tested, the supercharged V6 35t R-Sport (the XE S in other markets,which is a much simpler and better name) with all-wheel drive, came in at a beefy 3,795 pounds—75 more than a comparable 3 Series. And I could feel that heft in the twisting mountain roads around Snowmass.

#nailedit

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

Because cleanliness.

They don’t seem to be doing very much passing. Most all road rage is two people being assholes, and one winning. The loser plays the victim.

No comment except to say this shot is just awesome.