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You Can No Longer Watch Full-Length Formula One Races On Pornhub”

My neighbors drink a lot, so maybe?

Meanwhile, in Europe. Note the badge on the car, it’s actually a Granada. No relation to the USDM Granada, but it might be related to the Australian car.

Don’t forget the cocaines.  THE COCAINES!

The neighbors think it’s an Aston Martin.

Nobody in 1975 is going to respect your 18,000 Hyundai Elantra.

Meanwhile in Australia, the taillights of Ford’s XD Falcon, introduced in 1979, were very similar to those on the Mercedes. Then again so were the ones on the Datsun Bluebird introduced around the same time.

when he gets to the part where he specifies how they should be around his bunghole.

No no, LBJ liked to whip his dick out at *everyone*. He also loved to harass the pilots of AF1 about adjusting the temperature in the plane. I think everyone in this country should hear his phone call about ordering custom pants to hold his giant dick as well. Because it’s pretty damn funny all things considered.

No, no, no.  Santa is correct.  He needs to spend the rest of his life in prison issued clothing and where he can be ignored.  For a publicity whore like Trump, that would be a fate worse than death.

Trump appointed and is still appointing far right ideologues at the top of and in all kinds of positions in every agency, often opposed to the purpose of the agency, often without the expertise or experience the position calls for, and often lobbyists who were just previously busy trying to defeat whatever that agency

we blame the president for a completely incompetent response. we blame the president for his denial of the threat. we blame the president for his attempts at silencing the experts. we blame the president who thought the fucking stock market was more important. we blame the president who puts his image above everything

Depends on the condition of the crankshaft.

Oh my.

“No, that won’t fit. My garage is far too tight for it

It should be ready to go again in about 20 minutes.

Left nut drive is best. Avoids the reach around at toll booths and drive thrus.

I wonder how much it would cost to res-erect this vehicle?  Would it be hard for someone with auto-building skills?  Would the original owner condom your efforts?

Am I the only person that’s kind of always wanted an Eagle Premier?