The ony thing that really appalled me in that SI piece is that Sarah Fucking Palin described Kaep’s donation to Meals on Wheels as a publicity stunt. For crissakes. “You’re only helping the hungry for attention!” Ugh.

Early nominee for next year’s Names Bracket: Tad Dickman.

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

War criminal. Fuck him.

The argument that it will be paid by visitors hold no weight. People have finite money. If you increase a fee or a tax people spend less other places. So if you are funding schools via a restaurant tax but now people spend less on that due to a new hotel tax you funded a stadium at the cost of education or whatever.

“If the fans would like us to stay there, we’d love to be there for that and possibly talk to them about extending it for maybe 2019 as well, and try to bring a championship back to Oakland.”

Poor Shea McClellin. Now there’s literally nothing he’s good at...

I love how the announcers always call those iPads until something goes wrong, at which point they remember that those are Microsoft Surface (TM) tablets.

Holy shit, no joke. I looked at Facebook last night and three friends, in a row, had pasted that Roden+Fields stuff (all with the same puff piece writing and picture - ACT NOW!). Friends should not be treated as saps. It was depressing.

Translated for Trump supporter’s:

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

The pitch will go 6 feet towards 3rd base.

Oh. So it’s a 1%er’s version of a temper tantrum, then. Cool, man.

Later in the day, this photo found its way to Gary Bettman’s inbox, via a goger_roodell@aol.com, asking if this many people would be at tonight’s Coyotes home game.

Yes, Yes, No, No, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, No, No, Yes, No, No, No

Andy Reid, as always:

This photo is about 4 chins, or one Ryan, short.

Never