Wine is supposed to be drank out of a bag that’s ripped from a box, then passed around in a circle and shared.. “That’s Franzia, The Socialist’s Wine.”

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.  

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

I know. 1945 Rothschild?! Monsters. That stuff tastes like Hitler’s piss.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

My kid got bit last year, 26 stitches. He listened to dad and saved his own life.

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

I think it’s telling that anytime someone wants to mention that Minaj is a “technically proficient rapper”, or some such thing, they always and exclusively mention the Monster verse. It’s undeniably good, even really good, but 6 years is a long time to coast on one verse...

So St. Patty’s has become a week-long drunk, has it now?

Trump’s Twitter account basically eliminates the need for anyone to spy on him. Also, I mean, when you hold security meetings in public...why would anyone need to spy on you, and when exactly did you become concerned about it?

Why would Obama need to spy on Trump? Every thought that is in his head he puts on Twitter.

Whenever my mom is convinced people are spying on her, we generally know it’s time to adjust her meds. I am not saying that Trump is delusional, but I’m not NOT saying it either. (I get that it is a valid concern for the president, there could conceivably be plenty of people who want to spy on the President, whereas…

I can literally look up every single Google voice search I have ever done and have my own voice played back to me so.... no.

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole…

He was making acid wash jeans.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

Put your right ankle in and put your right ankle out,