Turn your anger outward. Really allow yourself to feel it. That's how it passes.

I'm sorry, you don't deserve that treatment at all. It's so hard to find the right balance between honest, open communication and giving each other your space in a relationship. I hope something changes for the better.

Right on, don't date. Can't lose if you don't play.

LTTMFA needs to become the new shorthand.

- Last person in the car besides us was my brother. It's unlikely he planted it there to incriminate me.
- Not clean. Theoretically it could have been there for years.
- It's a possibility.
- It might not be specifically a hair tie. It could be any number of items women attach to their hair.
- So far I've been…

She's not the type of person to openly come forward if it turns out she made a mistake (incidentally, I can count on one hand how many times she's apologized to me over the course of 11 years, and not just stated outright "I feel bad" — not that I keep track of these things or require a lot of apology, it's just…

Four. No. It hasn't come up again, but her behavior has been a little weird, for probably unrelated reasons. We'll revisit this.

|I enjoyed the evening by myself because I don’t need Physics Teacher, or really anyone else, to be happy.

It and The Exorcist

If they weren't each carrying separate titles, I'd want a Miz-Ambrose feud like, yesterday.

It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate.

I loved the moment during the Rumble this year when Brock was dismantling the entire roster, Miz comes out, heads straight to the announce both and starts doing commentary to explicitly avoid getting in the ring with him. Perfect cowardly heel move. I don't know why they don't do little things like that more often.

Miz is a-Miz-ing!

Exercise thread

Who would've thought that of all the guys who could possibly have a moment on par with the Pipe Bomb/Austin 3:16, it'd be the fucking Miz? How far out of left field yet totally perfect and appropriate is this?

The Network is only $9.99, Maggle!

My wife texted me the other day stating that she had found a girl's hair tie in our car and emphatically stating that it was NOT hers or our daughter's. I was all set for her to accuse me of something, but she hasn't mentioned it since. Was she just fucking with me?

When you're still in love with someone and you can't talk to them or talk to anyone about them but it's the way things have to be. Damn

Some guy on the AV Club comments did a poll about this in What's On Tonight a while back, and the results ended up being a hell of a lot better than this list.

Both of those albums are entirely fucking amazing. I've toyed with the idea of making a mix CD of just the instrumental filler tracks from those albums (plus the ones from Ummagumma) and just torturing people with it in my car.