It seems like a real missed opportunity not to have it be a mushroom dog. In the simplest form I’m sure someone has battered and fried a thick Portobello steak “finger” before, or it could go in a much more processed direction. Only using fungus in the condiment/garnish for it seems like a cop out.

Why do you still speak to these people? I’ve cut family out of my life for stuff that’s like 1/10th as bad. 

I was 10-11 when my dad bought me my first Weird Al cd - (it was a big deal when I got my own CD player for my tenth birthday, ah the 90s). I got completely obsessed.

I had to make a burner so I could get something off my chest.

I’m numb with heartache right now. It’s been awhile since I SNS-ed but I just needed somewhere to get some kind of support. August has been one of the worst months of my life...any one of the things that happened this month, I could handle, or even a few of them, but all of it at once...I feel catatonic.

The sixth graders have been tricked into geometry during our course on flight - they’re building tetrahedral kites and are so excited about how cool the project looks, they don’t even know they’re doing math. Mwahahahahaha

Our school sets the structure for each class and so we’re supposed to start with a Do-Now....but I’m thinking the way you are, I want it to be the same every day. I like the idea of a science fact and jumping from there.

When I first moved to the midwest from the west coast, I had an office mate from a conservative part of Michigan who wouldn’t swear. Instead of “Holy Smoke!” she said, “Hokey Smokes!” which I still say because I love it.

Hawaii:

I’ve been a middle school teacher for 15 years. I started out in a poor school in a rural area, so I can relate, at least somewhat, to your experience on the other end of the spectrum.

yes, of course, who wouldn’t!

ALSO-

My boss literally did a spit take when she read yesterday’s sign.

“The ETER9 universe also features bots, dubbed “Niners,” .....” “input-output Niners” io9ers.