The prep wasn’t nearly as bad as I expected and, as an oncologist, I guaran-fucking-tee you it was about 1% as bad as a hemicolectomy followed by 6 months of mFOLFOX-6. Not to mention the whole “dying of metastatic disease after years of palliative chemo- and immuno-therapy every two weeks for the rest of your…

“during prep, NEVER fart, because you will feel like you have to, but if you do, you will ‘release’ the prep liquid and everything it carries, at high volume and velocity, right into your underwear.”

Best advice I ever got: during prep, NEVER fart, because you will feel like you have to, but if you do, you will ‘release’ the prep liquid and everything it carries, at high volume and velocity, right into your underwear.

I love Psych. Maybe not as much as you do, but the telenovela & Bollywood episodes make me cry every time.

I just went on  Monk binge at the start of quarantine after just finishing Mrs Maisel and didn’t know he was in it, until I started the series. Let me be the millionth person to say it, but dude can act.

I’m always trying to get people to watch Psych, but I’ve yet to find anyone who loves that show as much as I do. You really need to include Monk in the golden age of USA network, though. I still hold out hope for a Psych/Monk mashup movie.

As manufactured as LDR is, I still don’t understand the argument that she’s glorifying abusive relationships.

Many points for The Bad Seed. Great movie still. 

Sadly, I know people who are ‘undecided’.  I don’t get it.  A debate is going to change their vote.  Even if Biden wins all 3 debates, somehow right wing media will say 45 won them.  I just want this shit show election over with.

McCain’s entire career is a testimony to connections and marketing.

And the Biden team absolutely knows that and will be highlighting it at the beginning of a video that is set to air tonight during the RNC (the whole thing is great and worth a watch).

Oh he's past 300 easy. 

“6’3””

You’re talking about decisions made a long time ago that he’s changed his mind about. I’d rather have someone who has learned from his mistakes and advocates for racial justice and environmental justice than another dynasty boy who only has political traction because he’s a Kennedy. That man divested in fossil fuels…

Looks like Flowers in the Attic to me.

Voted with Bush 95% of the time and Trump 83%.

John McCain was a horrible, repulsive man — a thief, a racist, and a war criminal driven almost entirely by spite who never lost his hard-on for bombing and killing poor people all over the world. He also tried to put Sarah fuckin Palin in line for the presidency. Naturally, he’s now a hero of the Resistance.

Posting shots of your employer’s POS, while in uniform, during a video where you tell customers how to cheat the people that pay your bills is probably not the best idea and only an idiot would expect zero consequences. Girlfriend just learned an expensive lesson and she'll learn another one when her unemployment is…

Every time someone places a custom order, the baby Jesus cries.

Then, as you enjoy eating your extra crispy fries, also enjoy me punching you in the side of the head for holding up the drive thru line.