The real issue is with the wedding industrial complex. I had a $25 wedding at a courthouse over 25 years ago. Let’s all try to get over wanting to be princesses. Marriage is about the entire relationship, not a single day. This whole special day thing is ridiculous. 

Let’s face it. Meghan can do nothing right with these fucking people. These are the whitest people in England and that’s saying something. 

That whole branch of the family (Andrew, Fergie, daughters) have always been fame-hungry and resentful of the attention Charles’s branch of the family gets. It got worse around the time Will & Kate got married because that’s when Charles started talking more freely about cutting down the size of the “working family,”…

Eh.  I went to a friend’s wedding and was 10 weeks pregnant.  I pretended to drink (sparkling water with a lime looks JUST like a vodka tonic) and while one or two people figured it out, it wasn’t discussed.  Because it wasn’t the appropriate time--I wasn’t ready to share the news after having a miscarriage and it was…

I went to a work happy hour, but I drove, which I don’t normally do. I got a Diet Coke instead of a rum and Diet Coke.

Announcing a pregnancy at someone else’s wedding? It depends...

Why aren’t you drinking? Have you gained weight?

That’s what baffles me - she’s an actual DOCTOR, surely she had better options than some 30-year-old virgin homunculus.

For a guy that allegedly hates socialism Ben Shapiro sure does like being publicly owned

“Kamala is a Cop” memes and shit is not “legitimate criticism.” Lawyers gonna lawyer. AG is a common way to get into politics. Whatever. I don’t love everything about her but will I take her over literally anyone involved in the Trump administration, ten times over? YES.

“Honey, does your pu...pu... “p-word” ever get wet?”

Dude, it was stunning. I haven’t seen that much complete lack of self awareness since Trump’s last interface with a person of base intelligence.

He will never live this one down.   

He might as well have called it Weak Ass Pundit with the self-ownage he inflicted on himself.

I totally agree with you, but what a sign of progress that the daughter of Jamaican and Indian immigrants who is married to a Jew is the (yawn) obvious choice. Also, any progressive who won’t vote for Biden because of his VP choice isn’t a real progressive - they’re just a Chapo anarchist who wants to burn it all down.

Okay, so can we get a promise from Jezebel not to tank her and Biden both with the “Kamala is a cop” stuff?! Lots riding on this ticket, folks.

The Handmaids Tale should have ended sooner. Watching that show is torture, but I keep hoping it will get better.

I cannot believe the utter and unmitigated GALL of some white motherfucker from North Carolina claiming that reparations are unnecessary because “we fought to free the slaves”.

Kat Dennings was the only good thing about the first two Thor movies, she will forever have my devotion. 

Personally, I find Kat Dennings incredibly sexy. But I also think it’s important to have more  curvy, busty non cookie cutter actresses on screen.

Bit of a low blow on Kat Dennings, sure she took a paycheck and lowered her stock on Two Broke Girls but she’s gotta eat and get work and she’s a funny motherfucker a salad from that show