Oh, I suppose I did love Gilmore Girls.

Sure are a lot of penises in that casting announcement.

We haven't murdered a Pope in 713 years!

It was a typo that posted at a time the AV Club decided to log me out in the middle of a fucking post, and I'm not going to log out again just so I can edit it over here.

Jack Reacher is 6'8" tall.

He also has his Cross idolatry.

A gorilla baby would have not enjoyed that treatment but would have survived. The silverback has no metric to know human babies are so fragile. If we're not assigning moral culpability to the child, whom I'm sure you would argue could be murdered, it seems hypocritical to suggest the gorilla was morally at fault,…

There's no firewall. Wizards aren't that smart.

Owls are the rats of the Futurama world.

I never read anything you write, so I couldn't possibly have plagiarized you.

Do we have any pre-Giger concept designs to compare to?

Oh, *I* get it… because there's gangs in West Side Story!

B.B. King's a carrot? And untalented?

But I don't want to meet Sven's ass!

That was Eddie Murphy.

From Empire Records?

And logged out again. Sure would be nice to get this shit resolved.

World War Hulk was when I realized Marvel no longer has any fucking clue how to end a crossover event.

My disqus account is NOT my AV Club account.

Turhan.