We have yet to exhaust our supply of poop jokes.

Start 'em young — & plus-one — bro.

With the Jersey Shore filming in Italy, the Mets did their part in the Tristate remaining at Lothario equilibrium. Also, women with mustaches.

Fuckin' Quintana! Fifth place is the best you can do?

+5000 pairs of shoes

Glenn's a real jackass.

It did take place in Nancy Pelosi's socialist dystopia of San Francisco. As well, I am sure the fact di Maggio — a San Franciscan — followed his 56 game streak with another of 16 (for a total of 72 in 73) plays a part.

& more to the point, why was Plax borrowing Tom Coughlin's Dockers?

& for this reason, the String Cheese Incident had to change its off-day team-building exercises to Ultimate Frisbee.

The tilde makes him sound a little gay himself.

As with all recent botched Iran-China transactions, A.Q. Khan is to blame.

Somebody's Zoroaster is going to be run thru the wringer for this one.

When the editor stamps out a meme, you know it's serious. So serious, in fact, all Champion brand pluses-one received in the months & years since Plax's detention will be revoked.

Stan van Gundy: Did somebody say 'beef'? I'll have it rare, thank you.

Use the carrot-looking glyph instead of the square-bracket.

Billiken Metz, is that you?

Leinart also wants to know if this voids his paternity, since Brynn Cameron's child resulted from post-(non-existent)-Orange-Bowl revelry.

+1 righteous babe*

Shite! Homophone conflation and a botched keystroke ('well' for 'hell').

Those are actually clean-suits, & the women's team is a Trojan horse for fission technology thieves.