Meanwhile, D.J. Qualls's pitch to High Times for a re-booted Carmen Santiago got summarily rejected.

Also: is it safe to assume Emma's "fan" has strunk out?

I had assumed the "pink gorilla in a fancy restaurant" gag was a two-man project hatched by not merely Daulerio but Craggs as well, & that there was nothing, really, too sabotage, since no way in well would the latter have stooped to work for the The Worldwide Leader.

Vogts proceeded to ask to keep his job, but was told, "Nagorno".

So: which one of you is Mr. Destructo?

But rest assured: Uwe has never really loved a woman.

+1 plank

You just got fooled by guerilla marketing for Everything Must Go.

My deal with Rabin and Keith Phipps is their unrelenting nose-in-air posturing and contrarianism. They are also the worst of the first wave of av clubbers, and sadly, the only ones left from it. Last, I thought Rabin was black — like a Lenny Kravitz thing — until I saw a promo shot for My Year of Flops. Not that being…

No way that surpasses the Purple Stuff.

If you castrate David, he loses all his power.

I would have to think they changed the name back, but I really hope they didn't. I remember it happened after the Glory Days, when Joe was hanging on, traded to Kansas City. Town changed its name & all several hundred residents got a trip to KC for & tickets to a Chiefs game. I think they should have to live with the…

Had he been drinking in Joe, Montana, instead, this never would have happened. Like being king, there.

At least the #DHF submitters are cribbing from fancy literature; in James's case, Jhumpa Lahiri.

Clearly, she enjoys acrobatics. But, no, she is not a gymnast.

The craft services table for Whitlock's show is going to be destroyed. A.J. & Emma will be lucky to find three cucumber slices & a peanut butter cookie between them.

Click. Click. Boom! Roasted!

From UrbanDictionary: der Finger — from German street usage — combines low-tech amputee fetishism with 'happy endings' typical of certain East Asian styled massage parlours — recommended for the ladies, or the bunghole

After the surprising success of Winter's Bone, it's nice to see John Hawkes getting to play a male lead.

Nice to see someone else using the "linterna magica".