I think I would have preferred Kimberly Kane to either of those.

"Look for the surveyor's mark".

I was on holiday when this post went up, & didn't Deadspin much for a time after that, either — I was suspended one week, mid-May, by Comment Ninja (shhhhh...) — so I missed this at the time, or near-term, but went back when I saw the link in AJD's Pink Gorilla at a Fancy Restaurant post. Glad I went back.

Not only is Scott Weiland a self-centred drug addict, he's also a Notre Dame football fan.

First person to deliver said doll to A.J. gets a star.

If your schools were anything like mine, Schlimpert got moved along to the upper grades as his time in the district advanced. All to the delight of the seventh graders.

The manager has asked the front order to put in place a Bison freeze.

-1 glandular disorder

At the hospital, one of the nurse aides is a former cheerleader.

Stop! (Or my mom will shoot a penalty.)

Chloroform.

The Anaphylaxis Continues.

A much belated plus-one.

Well, if anybody would know where Jennifer's body was stashed, it would be you.

Thought Dane was a Masshole, though. Or is that part of the reproachment between Yanks & Sawkx fans — you vote Jeetz for the All-Star game, & we'll buy tix for DC's next performance.

While I just go with the short-hand: Senator.

He never would have incurred the auto accidents had he moved the wedding up.*

Even better: Canadian rules. Three downs. Longer field. Free throws.

Odd as it may seen, since she didn't get an offer from Hef to pose for the "Sex & Music Issue", Frances is eighteen (born in late '92, if not mistaken). So, I think she can attend to herself. In fact, given who her mother is, that would have been true for quite some time.

That gremlin is getting mad Upski.