Totally. Eileen was such a bitch.

She wanted to be the girl with the most cake, & then cheesecake goes & wins the March Dessert Madness contest — as a pie.

The last woman that proficient at getting others to take shots — Patty Hearst.

/shakes head

You stole my Bucket!

Definitely proving the Apatovian allusions of the excerpts.

My God, you're right.

After preparing for war all afternoon in the locker-room, one look from the GM & Kurt put down his violin case & shuffled, chastened, to the field.

Dropping bombs on Ploiesti is a Major Major Major deal.

You have earned your keep, here — informative, then ending with a joke. Without having to resort to closing with the non-joke joke "/dick joke".

The NCAA could turn up evidence of Jake Plummer's intramural sand volleyball betting ring, still.

Take it to Iowa; I'll be best man (or maid of honor, however the case may be).

So fucking metal.

Mustache Rides! One day only!

Just a slew of poor decisions, right there.

Also: why would you draft a point, if you're Milwaukee, when you have Jennings? Does Vai think David Kahn got picked up by the Bucks?

Would Troicki have just paid more attention to the early 90s, he would have known to shrug off the aggravation & let love rule.

+1 Best Director Oscar in absentia

Well, then, stop making such good microbrew, Portland.

That's another qualm I have: if it's not a make-work, or, more likely & much, much worse, no work, job, giving somebody a job in part because their application lists "player, defensive end, Colorado at Boulder" is not problematic. If it's real work, real hours, why not?