Giggs's primary colours are what you'd expect of VD related discharge.

Too bad for Logan. His girl turned out to be a coprophiliac. She was into it.

Dan Majerle always did seem a little too preening.

"So, a lesbian #drunkhookupfail. Tell me more".

Not to belabour the point, but... +1.

OHG, NOG, YOUG DIGDN'TG!

The erstwhile coach attributed her inebriation to the grapes of wrath.

Previous individuals in this position: Andy Hutchins... &... Well, no one could live up to his standard, so it's been pretty well vacant for two years.

Noted Arizona Cardinals fan Will Leitch is nonplussed by this demurral.

The rest of the world just isn't as kinky as the U.S. We go reverse cowgirl to evacuate our bowels; the rest, a simple cowgirl.

Remind me not to hire the Blake Street Groomers for my landscaping needs.

Seth Myers teased this two minutes before Bill Hancock could break the news.

& with that, Drew Magary discontinued the "Great Moments in Poop" in the in-season Jambaroo.

I am sure this owes to the tendency of toilets outside North America & Western Europe to be of the "Turkish" variety. Heard the same accounts from a Peace Corps recruiter who had done service in Nepal. (Had one of the only commodes in her village, & when she would have host country nationals over, after they'd have…

America is winning the Rug Race.

We might as well have been walking on the sun.

Will Leitch is at 15/16th at hearing the news.

#freefuckingagency

The shading around Kane's eye is the least mysterious colouring in Chicago since St. Patrick's Day.

Guffaw.