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I suppose that means Kaner is just another Johns for Natalie, then.

After seeing this scath(ingly absurb) review of Hearts of Oak, Pitchfork offered Parker a writing gig.

Cultural & commercial influence aside, Malcolm Forbes, Sr., wishes those stock-car driver's jump-suits were, you know, just a little tighter.

As if they have time for this. Robert Stack still is trying to find those two kids who were whacking it in Tom Anderson's toolshed.

Show it to her?

Goddamnit. The Good Doctor Sugarman could have prevented all this.

Debbie Does Damascus

Also a "very special classic".

"That's the real March on Washington". — Trent Lott

If two grey commenters have a conversation, does it make a sound, though?

While I understand the dread of unsliced restaurant bread, whenever I've gone to Outback Steakhouse & gotten the rye (?) loaf — fresh from the oven; so warm — unsliced & with the semi-sharp knife sticking out the top, I've gotten all tingly & started to wonder who's going to get shanked. It's kind of an awesome…

Whoopi Goldberg lives in Mianus. It must be a nice place.

The master of the dramatic...

DJVJDAY.

This isn't the first time Magic got burned taking it in the Shatner.

Olbermann-Simmons twitter fight

& that son grew up to be... Wayne Coyne. & now, you know "the rest of the story".

The not taking themselves/ourselves seriously.

Says a starred commenter on a site with its own (freelance) dedicated commentary commentary site.