I don't play the uke, nor am I a British subject, but I can show her my "Theme from Shaft".

Being from a food-cart-less mid-sized city*, whenever I've been in DC, I've cherished the hot-dog carts on each corner, & various other higher-end** carts. Even if that ended up meaning, twelve years ago, getting accosted at the Tower Records at GWU on a fake shop-lifting accusation. (I was exploring the store, a Tito…

On the bright side, having to rely on tube-feedings, he'll never have to worry about being unskinny.

I was just in that Metro station. Seriously. The weigh-n'-pay was surprisingly good eating.

Not to stereotype, but I would not be surprised to find out C.J. is a liberal. & that Nolan Ryan has given the "Ol' Ventura Treatment" to his no. 1 pitcher more than once.

Has there ever been a red-headed QB who's done anything in the NFL?

You spent too much time in Brazil, friend.

Nash's ex is black? 'Cause I never thought Dirk was much other than white.

Piniellabot?

It's a Pitching Machine. Nothing to see here.

Ten year olds in g-strings are inevitable, though. It started when Kotex launched its thong-friendly mini-pad. (Because why should a heavy-bleed keep you from looking your best?)

That Opening Nite Packers-Saints tilt finally will allow Sean Payton to avenge that 52-3 thrashing at the hands of the Mike Sherman Packers.

I look forward to the Deadspin expose of the Derby by... The Unmasked Man.

Couples Retreat, yes, worthless, but I will fight you if you talk shit on The Break-up.

Clearly, no one is heeding the advice of Laurence Maroney.

So, I've been seeing Hatey Mc Life in Duan &/or "Duan" &/or whatever non-Duan name is used, nowadays, by the starred elite & the editorial as well, & I have to ask: why the increased all-hours presence? Curious, is all.

First: my Mc Gangbang is two Mc Double sandwiches with one Mc Chicken between.

Try best female rockers of the 00s. The Woods was an hell of a way to go out. & it doesn't hurt that track no. 9 quite obviously sounds like Roth-era Van Halen.

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