Should have gone with a this for the outro song for today's day crew.

So, is UweBollocks your wingman, or are you his, at the fetish clubs you go to?

Panamanian Strongman Juan Mc Cain is an American?

If I were to have Sheed's MS Paint skill, or even Craggs's, I'd alter that Team Wu-Tang youth soccer photo into Team Stache*.

Taiwanese?

As Gary Oakland Athletics has said, "If you will it, Vodka, it is no dream".

It's all ball-bearings now.

Relocation II: Electric Boogaloo

Also a "Brett Favre Rape" Kit:

That blonde hair was reconstituted glitter.

While touring one of the world's grandest mosques...

"I had Mike Vick starting against the Redskins on Monday Nite..."

Didn't that happen at RFK?

Collectivism goes in, torture comes out. No one can explain this.

My dream is to be home on a Saturday, get visited by the Jehovah's Witnesses, & midway thru their spiel, get a second visit from the Latter-day Saints. I would say we could all have coffee together, but I think Evian might have to do.

Pure evil. I like it.

I plead the fifth. Or, more aptly, he would have to.

I'm going to be honest: Luke is the better actor.

Come on, Sean — what, has Kanye taught you nothing?

Much as Henry Hyde's affair — at forty — those actions by Stiegerwald: youthful indiscretions.