In related news, Plummer has been picked up as the commentator for Kink.com's lingerie football league entrant.

He calls it playing the Wurzelbacher organ.

So long, farewell, queef wiedersehen, good lay...

Seriously: discretion is the better part of Tina Trahan.

Took me a beat to realize this wasn't EddieMurraySparkles translating from English to Emmitt.

Dave Coulier also haunts my dreams.

This is AlwaysWinningWorthy.

Better or worse ratings than the Champion's League?

You come at your comments with style & Grace.

FD always struck me as slanky, more than anything else. Really, they could have written about anything, they just chose to make what they wrote be about basketball.

I look forward to FreeDarkoDay at Deadspin in three or so years, after their situation comedy fails.

Likewise. I'd make my foursome myself, a Thai Lady-Boy, a Queer-Porn performer, & RuPaul (from Savannah, just down river), just to fuck with the Ol' Boys network at the National.

BYU, do you match, or raise?

That women's cross video opens eerily like a porn. In fact, isn't that coach Porno Dan from FuckAFan.com?

This is the result of a genetic experiment splicing material from Kige & Fireman Ed, right?

It sounds like you got out. I joined my league in '94, at fourteen — & I'm still in. Just did Weekend at Bernie's XVII (with a one-year diversion as Weekend at Gumby's in '03 (though, actually, I drafted via mobile-phone from Eastern Europe, so wasn't actually there)).

This has me jonesing for a return to Steve's Stats*.

Sadly, his leetle friend is too short to ride any of the coasters.

It's the After-After-Party for Pitchfork Fest.

Since former Duke assistant & major programme failure Tommy Ammaker is doing so well at Harvard, I predict Quinn Snyder will be at Princeton come '11-'12 NCAA men's basket season.