One day, they will rule the world. But we will still have this video.

@16ozBeer: I thought Belladonna was the most known for lumber dildos.

Kyle's story is clearly Bob Richie's reboot of Multiplicity.

I tried to warn them that hiring an Octagonycologist wouldn't allow the team to score all the top secret performance enhancers that MMA guys can get. But, would they listen? No.

Still, better than this: Honouring our 9/11 heroes with a FREE medium fries.

Obviously, my seventh grade pre-algebra teacher has returned to Minnesota & begun doing promotions for the T-Wolves.

Should George W. Bush have thrown out the first pitch at Game 3 of the 2001 World Series? We were in the middle of the Afghanistan invasion!

Photo-shop Con-test?

Why a shotgun? Can't Todd just show this fellow what's going down at the Gun Show?

Unblinking Cricket Fan stole my soul.

1994 is not walking thru that door.

& soon enough, there will be a Prague Spring... in my pants.

Suddenly, Aaron Rodgers's celebrity crush (Ellen Degeneres) doesn't seem so outlandish.

I want to be here when this meme confronts the Todd Haley meme.

Quite a stem-change of pace, for you.

Favourite movie: Scarface

"Peds are overrated".

Exactly. Some of those human dregs are from Queens. Like noted stateswoman, first major-party female candidate to the executive, & individual who hates those who "annoy Randy March", Geraldine Ferraro.

Mike Birbiglia is in it? I might have to reconsider my enjoyment. At least, though, they [SPOILER] killed off Thomas Lennon early. (He's been diminishing returns since Reno911; though, what to expect from a "comedian" that got his start on The State)?

I hope they brought the Vegan Wings for Chase & Jen Utley.