Drink Irn Bru, thank me later.

Unfortunately, yes. The launch of that show was one of the catalysts for the Russo article I wrote last year: https://deadspin.com/vince-russo-one-of-pro-wrestlings-biggest-bullshit-art-1794338204

That’s why it’s great.

Given that the man turned his watch into a compelling ongoing character, I believe every word of that.

Good - Often times we keep personal issues exactly that, which seems counterproductive. We (as a society) need to make sure that people with bulimia (or any other mental health issues) get the help they need. Mental health needs to become about the treatment, and not be seen as a moral or personal failing.  

I’ve got a spare battery, an external charger for said battery.. and a reserve anker battery pack on the way.

Top Gear is now pro-wrestling? Hear me out. Chris Evans shows up as new top face, cuts promo, drives Viper, crowd goes wild, and suddenly, EVIL GERMAN. But really, its a squash match, short segment, easy win. Sabine does the job and gets rolled up 1-2-3. Matt shows up, and suddenly switch, Chris is the heel. Matt wins…

Maybe your squeaks just have an annoying accent then.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

I hear that Chelsea is hiring.

Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…

[frantically deletes draft for this Saturday]