the next one

I do that too. Your father was quite the man.

My old go-to McDonald’s order was two plain burgers, fries, and a strawberry shake (for dipping the fries!).

seven goals. SEVEN! :P

Almost as good as Monkey Island’s “Dial-A-Pirate” copy protection :)

Ah, the magic of Yogi. Never change, big man :)

Is the Loch Ness Monster real?

Only one use of Orange filling is acceptable:

He actually had a lucky escape; a couple of years ago the Scottish media reported that he had an interest in buying into (the latest version of) Glasgow Rangers - and if the mainstream media actually looked into that horror story, their eyes would melt. Ongoing court cases at the moment, near £30m of fraud,…

Regarding any pizza vs. calzone debate... the pizza crunch will always win

Who is this man and why does he hate the British?

I bet he’s so edgy he only looks ONE way before he crosses the road

Should take a look at some of the Scottish sports media over the past 2 or 3 years and their coverage of the Rangers meltdown. It would make any of those look a bajillion times better! :)

Flair and Michaels might have been better all rounders, and Austin and Hogan might have drawn more, but can you imagine a WWE landscape without Taker in it?

Last Scotrail service from Glasgow to Lanark, Friday night. Standing room only at Glasgow, I get on, stick my earphones in to try and drown out the drunken singing and arguing. Half way to Lanark, a man gets on at Cambuslang... looks me up and down and promptly pukes all over me. The smell is horrible, and I’m now the…

I saw him on a BTSport show in the UK just a few weeks ago. He was so full of life, and fun and hope. He was talking about how his sons and his wife loved the idea of living in the UK because he’d spent so much time here during the world cup, and joked that his wife was looking for houses while he was being…

The way he’s played this season, I’m amazed he hit the target

Any time I see anything where military records of people’s whereabouts are used, my mind just sees Jack Nicholson yelling at Tom Cruise...

the kid in the red coat flinching at the nutshot makes me laugh. I don’t know what that says about me

It’s not him anymore, luckily for Lewis. He gave up the Mistico name when he jumped to the WWE, left them and went to AAA to become Myzteziz, then walked out on that to now be Caristico for (maybe) CMLL or Lucha Libre Elite. He even botched his own name...