Surely Man City could just buy him a fancy car from Francois... erm... Kolo?

The US obsession with "grilled cheese" confuses me. It's a toasted cheese sandwich cooked in a pan? Use a cheese toastie maker, for the love of all things holy! It's easy, quick, less messy and does what it's designed to do!

It was an insanely good season; as a Liverpool fan it's disappointing to come so close, as you said, but if you'd told me at the start of the season we would only concede the title mathematically on the last day of the season? I'd have thought you were mad.

really? It's pretty cheap and in even the lowest priced budget supermarkets. I use it as a base for a quick and cheaty cheese sauce. Melt that, add cheese, sit down :D

stone is 14lbs. Isn't a US gallon different to a UK one? I seem to remember reading that somewhere!

how about measurements? I'm in the UK. What the hell is a cup, exactly? :D

Celtic released a bandwagon jumping statement wishing her well, based on the fact she did some scouting for them for a few years.

That video clip is the live Saturday afternoon/Wednesday night/game time show on Sky Sports News; a free to view satellite channel available on a few providers. Most live Premier games are shown on Sky Sports channels, premium pay to view channels, with the rest being live on BT Sports channel; a new upstart on the…

Owners very rarely get trophies in football (soccer to you non believers across the pond) it's always to the team captain first.

here in Scotland, it's pretty much accepted that the majority of people don't tip.

sounds pretty similar to the average night out in Glasgow, to be fair

as a guy living in the UK, I'd be scared stiff of going to the US and the tipping culture. Do staff explain it to people that come from abroad and have no idea? I do tip people here, but on a "keep the change" level every now and then if I'm in a bar all night, for example

You'll be familiar with the far superior double nugget from the icy then? :D

Where do you guys sit on the big (snigger) Scottish Independence debate? Or does nobody really care?

I presume you all live in the same shared house and hilarity ensues followed by a moral lesson, all in the space of 22 minute chunks. Please tell me it's true.