I don't even care. I fucking love hard ciders. All of them.

Seeing that they play in Detroit next week, the Packers should have no trouble getting a much-needed shot in the arm. Or the toe. Or wherever they can find veins. Shots of heroin. Because drugs are widely available in Detroit. Because Detroit is a ruined place. America’s in trouble, folks.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

Diana - I work at a DV shelter in VA so I’m throwing in my two cents. You may want to include whether your resources have a “incognito browsing” option or a way to auto-delete history. Otherwise even clicking on the links may be too risky for a survivor.

Only literally every time we’ve written about them.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

[Gerald Green’s house]

1. Whether something is technically a cheese or not

Yep. Fuck Undying Mind.

HOT TAKE ALERT!

Or- it’s a NY blog writing about a NY team, and histrionics is your default setting.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

It’s a shame this article links most criticism of Berger’s claims to his quick and open-access publication, because I work alongside many, many scholars who applaud his move to publish quickly and openly, but maintain their criticism of his conclusions based on the assumptions he’s made about the find.

The Rock saves the world by flying through the air and closelineing a guy.

Paul Ryan’s entire life is an example of “for me, but not thee.”

That’s the same copout every man gets when he kills women, or every white dude gets when he kills minorities. He was a student of white supremacy from South Carolina to Rhodesia, and had easy access to guns. That’s why and how he killed nine people. Plenty of mentally ill people aren’t racist extremists. And there are…

Yea, but this was just ghostwritten by Craggs and Marchman, with help from Ta-Nehisi Coates’ secret email list.