Fried chicken. I prepare it by going to Publix and buying their fried chicken.

If they know how to pour it, a Guinness. Otherwise, some other dark beer on tap they can’t mess up too badly.

Oh shi—! You certainly beat my favorite:

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Because you requested, and because I literally couldn’t think of anything else ....

I can't see any way to relieve the pressure on Blatter unless he goes.

Behind the scenes at Kotaku: To get that screenshot of all seven of the cats, I had to spend a surprising amount of time walking around and chasing them into a single shot. I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever actually herded cats in a video game.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

Nice try, Capcom

I think we all have to buy RE:0 if we want any chance of an RE:2 remake.

I assume that’s when he clicked “Exit To Desktop” and never looked back again.

*uses the crisping sleeve to hold it while eating*

The good baseball man hit the ball far. The happy old man with the nice voice thought it was neat how far the ball went.

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read

Kotaku. I go to the other sites when I see their stories on Twitter or Facebook mostly, but I visit Kotaku’s homepage the most, I think.