If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read

Then some asshole wizard comes along and animates your bones...

Kotaku. I go to the other sites when I see their stories on Twitter or Facebook mostly, but I visit Kotaku’s homepage the most, I think.

^O^

Floyd?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Looking for Batman... but all I see is DOOM.

Time for a gritty reboot!

(from here. Originality semi-suspect, but plausible).

“Aggressively white” is definitely a phrase I am glad to have in my life now.

i will hold Miracle viewings this Saturday 8-5 at Our Lady of My Toilet

My people have arrived.

Okay but do you really think a new series can bring anything new and exciting to the fore?

Relevant.

So you want to be a playa, but your wheels aren’t fly, then hit us up for a pimped out ride...

i have no fear of making the “yeah, but video games aren’t sports” argument, but since ESPN devotes air time to poker, competitive eating and scrabble...i’m gonna leave that particular bullet in the chamber.

Obligatory:

Yeah, no.

Wow, this is excellent.