Not fast enough. Come on fundamentalism, pick up the pace!

About not sending him any more scripts, mostly.

So it's NOT a mustard poultice? This is a blatant case of false advertising!

His son was big into planking at one point, and is always going on about his sore feet.

Honestly, I was hoping for Jamaa Fanaka.

Special guest star Jack Van Impe will discuss the creeping menace of Chrislam, during the 30 minute "sitting in a parked car" scene. It's an homage to Saving Christmas, or something.

Without even knowing who the other one is, I definitely agree.

It's about time somebody remembered Lori Klausutis!

Thusly were the spammer's hopes for reciprocity dashed.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Beep the Meep's home address?

"I only listen to the soundtrack to Dennis Potter's original TV version of 'Pennies from Heaven', not that theatrical remake crap!"

"If I didn't care", would I still be commenting on this article?

Thomas Kinkade was also unavailable, but for completely different reasons.

Wasn't that the plot of Star Trek VI?

Somewhere a former Snackwells delivery man awakens in a cold sweat, as if an ancient God has stirred in its sleep, deep in the frozen, crushing abyss of the sea.
He will find no more rest this night, he knows, aware that his ancient enemy, projecting remnants of its malevolence even in its slumber, can arise from its…

"Is this desire. Enough enough. To lift us higher. To lift above?"

One of those bins dentists keep cheap toys in for kids who'd been good patients, an entire take-a-penny-leave-a-penny tray, loose chips and cereal bits that had been presupposed to be betwixt the couch's cushions, etc?

Heir to the General Mills cereal fortune, and nearly gluten-free!

Meek Mills should not, however, be confused with "non-insane automaton" and general in-flight delight Peter Buck.

Last I heard, he was 20,000 miles from an oasis. Why, that's nearly half a world away!