Having a pillow fight: one star (and no Clovers).

Or Mack Bolan, Punisher-inspirer and one-man-war-against-the-mafia wager?

I did this once in college. It was fun, in an out-of-character, I'm never going to see any of the people at this party again way.

The book explains who that guy is.

Well, there's always Roger, the fellatio bear. He may be available, depending on what Horace Derwent has going on on the dates in question.

Who could forget Liberace's Musical Tribute to the Holidays? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Including the one with the Muppets?

It's an interquel to Cabin in the Woods?

A confused George Zimmerman applies to handle any matte paintings, with the stipulation that someone else paints them and he can just trace over the top.

Wasn't that Mick Garnish? Terrible director, but a serviceable plate decoration.

Peter Hyams longstanding policy of "no more running scared" finally bit him on the ass. He probably should have just stayed in Florida and run that bar with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines.

He was America's #1 superguy back before it was cool. Or allowed to roam free of the confines of a weekend morning. And he lived in a filing cabinet.
It was a weird time.

"We've discovered a way to aerosolize it and spray it directly into the atmosphere, contributing to the famously polluted air the urban Chinese public has grown to tolerate!"
"It's like living downwind from a Smithfield factory farm, basically."

*unfurls huge angry banner, gingerly removes old dot matrix printer paper edges*

Those minds weren't dangerous, they were just drawn that way!

She has always depended on the lack of peripheral vision of strangers. At least, when she's coming at them with an axe.

No one knew at the time that "Right Here, Right Now" was all they had.

With Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!

"Visons of more Fugazi albums like sugar-plums danced in their heads."

Waiting for Hope Sandoval to guest on a track.