Is he having a giant Udo Kier?

Well, there's his song Jailbait, where he's talking about how he wants to have sex with a 13 year old, as well as his song about how he loves little girl scouts.
He's been accused of having sex with a 12 year old girl, and got one underage girl's parents to let him adopt their daughter so he could take her on tour…

Also featuring the only joke made by Cambot.

And soon after stop being repeating characters.

And who can forget Antiseptic Manor, with it's magnificent corner fireplace?

"I know what you're thinking…" "I'm boring and my slideshow eats!"

The good news is almost all of those Russian fantasy movies are on DVD these days. The bad news is they're probably not region coded for U.S. viewers.

Run it back to back with Gamera vs. Guiron for dueling obscure, fleeting Mike Nelson references!
"She stole Mike's keyboard!”

So that's what that song on Arcade Fire's "Funeral" was about!

Side Hackers was my second episode, Space Travelers being the first. "I want this man savagely beaten!"

But how does she feel about New England journalists?

That was shortly before they began transporting Tripolodine in super safe hot rods.

Barbara Bouchet's done good work in many films (Black Belly of the Tarantula, Death Rage, and Milano Calibre 9 spring to mind), but she's no Sylva Koscina (Iole, Herc's wife in the Steve Reeves films, Deadlier Than The Male, Lisa and the Devil, etc.).

She's also the star of another of Aleksandr Rou's fantasy films from around the same time.
All those Aleksandr Rou/Aleksandr Ptushko movies are worth a watch. Scarlet Sails, Tale of Tsar Saltan, Ruslan and Ludmila, Barbara the Fair with the Silken Hair, The Magic Weaver, etc.

They cut her nude scene (for obvious reasons) from the bit where she climbs into that machine. but the internet being what it is, I'm sure it's out there somewhere.

Catalina Caper, Wild Rebels, Castle of Fu Manchu, Painted Hills, Double 007, Secret Agent Super Dragon, Attack of the The Eye Creatures, Danger Death Ray, Starfighters, Deathstalker, Escape 2000, Outlaw, Melting Man, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, Time Chasers, Agent for H.A.R.M, Horror of Party Beach, Prince of Space,…

What if I told you it was a Gregor Samsa cameo?

I find that Tet highly offensive.

None of which goes to the world's most depressing sports team - The Foxconn Suicide Nets.

Out of Control was something I definitely enjoyed watching on Nickelodeon back in the day, but it was no UFO Kidnapped.