Usually Gen Folds has Orky "'Eck" Tomy clear all the nuts out of the building before she starts to perform her songs.

Leona Nimoy's rendition of "Rudy, Don't Take Your Love to Town" is a stone cold classic!

Or John Amos as Tony Clifton, for that matter.

Remember when Sherman Crow dated that dirty cheater Lainey Armstrong? Those mock Rosie the Riveter posters for her Live Strong charity just make me wince nowadays, which I'm sure was not the original intent.

I applaud Alan Morissette for going down on Davina Coulier in a theater. Far too many men wouldn't be willing to make that kind of a bold move.

Unfortunately unable to pass the time by reading, Tony Amos sits gloomily, working on his new album Girls for Pele. If only he could wet nurse a piglet. Sadly, such was not to be.

You're my hero, I confess!

Wasn't this a Scott Aukerman quote, maybe from the "Heynong Man" Comedy Bang Bang episode?

I know they probably aren't very joke-heavy, but those first three KTMA episodes are the holy grail of unavailable media, to me.
If only the other KTMAs had better video quality! The non-Sandy Frank version of Humanoid Woman, To The Stars By Hard Ways is one of my all time favorite films.
It's also nice to see the…

See for example, any of several films starring Ray Winstone. Except Tim Roth's The War Zone, which is a bit too upsetting for me to recommend to much of anyone, really.

We Need to Talk About Caillou

He's busy handling an arrow injury lawsuit brought against Review with Forrest MacNeil.

Like, the star of the films "Don't Knock the Twist" and "Twist Around the Clock". (Which should not be confused with Calypso Heat Wave, Cha-Cha-Cha Boom!, or Hootenanny Hoot, which are among producer Sam Katzman's other music or dance fad cash-in movies.)

I'll watch anything with Alison Brie and Jason Mantzoukas in it, but the fact that this sounds like it might be decent is definitely a bonus.

The scene in Woody Allen's "Love and Death" with the Russian Orthodox priest saying that the best thing in life is little girls kills that movie stone dead every time I've seen it. There are some great bits in that movie for anyone who loves Russian literature (I do), but that joke just destroys it all. :(

Next up: a gritty reboot of Van Morrison's "Linden Arden Stole the Highlights"!

I'm gonna go re-watch A Thousand Clowns instead.

Well, that's one more spot on my Netflix queue freed up - that's the one with the male lead who's had some sort of bad plastic surgery done to his face IRL, right?
Or maybe I'm thinking of Kenny Rogers' movie "Six Pack".

I don't even think there are child magicians anymore - that Marjoe Gortner is a hard act to follow.

This is exactly what I'd meant to say, only said much better. :)