Peter Cushing in the Holmes tv series and Hammer's version of Baskervilles is good, too. And Basil Rathbone is still a favorite, and the old Russian Holmes adaptations from the 70s and 80s are quite good. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Oh no, that's one of Zombie Thomas Kinkade's territory-marking piss bushes!

You can lead a horse to jizz but you can't make him drink (without peanut butter or wires being involved, like in Mr. Ed).

Also Lance Henrikson as the King of the Koopa Dimension!

It's almost the plot of Larry Cohen's horror-comedy film The Stuff, but then again, not at all. (That stuff wanted to be bottled and sold, you see.)

Ed Kowalczyk's change in profession was in response to a genuine need within the community - a dearth of salesmen, if you will.

Not to be confused with Werner Herzog's Woyczek or Stroszek.

The gunpowder treason and plot?

It would be nice if someone could go back in time and make films of the other two books in that series - the one with Jack the Ripper and the one with The Phantom of the Opera.

Not to be confused with Michael Dibdin's "The Last Sherlock Holmes" story, which may or may not have some similarities to what you've just said. In a lot of other ways it's completely different, though.

Just change the characters names to Sherringford Hope and Ormond Sacker and call it a day.

"But Dr. Mid-Century Modern, it sure seems like lupus to me!"

Arsene Lupin had better watch out!

There's already the Rupert Everett movie, Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking, from awhile back. And the recent A Study in Scarlet rewrite that turns the story into an explicit MM romance novel.

Which are then purchased by many local libraries. That way you can read them without being out any money, or engaging in piracy.

Roger Vadim doesn't work out at all anymore, but even back in the day he was well known for his soft core.

And The Apple (one of the worst musicals ever), Exterminator 2 (with a young John Turturro and Warrior of the Lost World's Robert Ginty), Treasure of the Four Crowns (in 3D), Lou Ferrigno's Hercules, Lifeforce (Melinda May!), Albert Pyun's Captain America and Raiders of the Lost Ark knockoff Firewalker with Chuck…

I mostly remember him as a comedian, which made it really odd when he first started taking serious roles. One tip off is the movie The Wrong Guys, with Richard Belzer, Richard Lewis, and John Goodman, where most of the main cast were comics.

Is that during the sequence with the uncredited Danny Devito cameo?

At least that movie has Katee Sackhoff in it. It's still absolutely terrible, though.