Then Zowber put his mouth in his fist, and the legend of Na Sha Sha was born…

Now all I can think of is Frank Reynolds' game of grab the greased up watermelon from It's Always Sunny.

Featuring Elvis' hit song "A Little Less Conversation, A Little Mohel Action".

The "balancing 'eggs' on their feet to keep them warm" scene was particularly excessive, I thought.

Yeah, this is nothing compared to the old Tom of Finland and Lorenzo Music Red Carpet shows of yesteryear…

Here's hoping "doggy" and "a pregnant" aren't involved.

"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up." - Bill O'Reilly self insert character in his novel "Those Who Trespass".

M. Night Shyamalan's "Welcome to Night Vale"?

Isn't he rooming with Sweet Dee these days?

I think he was the one that destroyed it (it was at the end of the very first volume of Dreadstar that ran in "Epic Illustrated" magazine) . All the other characters (along with basically everybody else) died at that point, and I don't think they had advanced enough space-faring tech to outrun the destruction that…

And that's why Forrest MacNeil's assistant still locks up her chair - her previous boss was a seat sniffer.

None of the above - she was busy playing Mitch in "Real Genius" at the time.

Great, now I have to drive all around town trying to figure out which one.

This is giving me Jesus DeSade flashbacks.

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

"Death Cums to Pemberley"

George Sand swears by it and insists that she wouldn't spend

In a weird epilogue to the series, Christian and Anastasia find the lost subterranean domain dubbed "Croatoan".

"Rabbit At Rest" wasn't about the refractory period? Then what did I just read?

"Leave the jackboots on, Hans…"