A few years ago I attempted to reread that book, but the digression about how underaged prostitution is somehow okay with Heinlein skeeved me out too much to continue. (Also not a fan of libertarianism, so I had one foot out the door already by that point.)

"Shaka Khan let me grok ya, that's all I wanna do."

That Heller stuff has some negative product reviews, though, some people in New Haven absolutely hated it.

So that product endorsement wasn't ghostwritten by Truman Capote? Who knew?
"You'll be busting up that chifforobe again, like a teenager, in no time!"
"Ask Boo Radley to watch the Wyckyd Sceptre party tape with you, and receive a coupon for a free order of crazy bread from Torgo's Pizza!"

I've been confusing the two for years without ever realizing it! Which is weird, because those names would never be shelved together, simply by dint of being in completely different parts of the alphabet.

Yeah, but while the production values are lacking, those amateur lapsers are really in it to win it.

"Oh my God, Dean's cheating with Shannon! They met online, taking classes together through Education Connection and continued their affair backstage at our new morning show together! My beautiful world, MY PERFECT HAPPINESS, DESTROYED!"
True Tori, Season 2

Possibly the most surprising product ever licensed by Beverly Cleary.

"This is the only one I'd take into The Hole with me on OZ."

Marissa Wompler is helping NFL players womp it up/beat their children? That really seems like more of a Cactus Tony situation, to me.

The tag-team nature of the event is really confusing because of all of the sister-wives.

Make that "One Man War Against the Mafia" last all night long.

Oh my god, Mrs. Matt Helm is dead?!?
(But I thought he wasn't the marrying kind!)

This seems like it would be the perfect place to make a reference to Gazzara's "Saint Jack". A movie well worth watching.

I would faithfully watch at least a season of 24 if Jack Bauer was played by Rip Taylor.
"Who are you working for?" (throws sparkly confetti)

If this all the lead up to curing some guard's UTI, I may suffer an ontological crisis.

And that song on Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required" album was about him. Who knew?

But "most people are morally ambiguous - which explains our random dying patterns."

The lost musical collaboration between Alanis and ZZ Top! (Vincent Price said it's alright, having possibly heard it while visiting Canada to film some segments of "The Hilarious House of Frightenstein" and then becoming unstuck in time like Billy Pilgrim.)

Just make him chase any future victims on foot and this problem may just solve itself.