He really was. He really really was.
And a racist, draft dodging, hypocritical asshole.

Can't we just ship him back to Canada, then?

Like Miracle Mesa in Morrison's "Seven Soldiers of Victory". Darn those Sheeda, they've done it again!

It's Douglas Reynholm, before accidentally shooting himself.

"I used to love killing Hitler, but now it's gotten so commercial and mainstream!" - from the film Hipsters Killing Hitler.
weapon of choice: novelty facial hair

Feel free to use Herbert Viola as a human bat to bludgeon him with.

I always avoided them because at least some of his books are published by the crazies at Baen. That didn't seem like an encouraging sign.

If they used the time machine to remove Dane Cook from public life (I don't care how - trap him on an island, find an oubliette, whatever) it would be worth multiple viewings. Especially if they kept Dane Cook off screen the entire time.

Famous uggo Meg Whitman is a pretty accurate assessment, though, especially if you take her personality into account.

Yes "Escape Velocity", the conclusion to the "The Doctor is trapped on earth for ~100 years with a regenerating TARDIS and no memory at all due to the fallout from his destroying Gallifrey in a battle with a time-traveling voodoo cult led by a one-armed future version of himself" was an underwhelming capstone to a…

Yeah, I was really confused for a minute there - I didn't realize there was a new movie based on the book.

Will Fred and Barney be coming with?

That's certainly why I've been taking it.

J.W. Stillwater has been looking for that weather wizard for awhile! (Not a wizard though, because magic isn't real.)
Quick, to the basement HQ under the fan boat repair shop!

Her powers included vagina-based castration in Lady Terminator, if I remember correctly.

Catherine Isabelle's in something good again? Yay!

Hey, at least he never had to fight a martial artist little person, like in "Penitentiary III".

And give the starring role (and cape) to Keith David. Let the original lead go back to his family already!

What about the 70s movie version? Sonny Chiba's good in anything!

Or you've just watched David Carradine's 1984 sword and sorcery reworking of Kurosawa's Yojimbo, "The Warrior and The Sorceress", which features a character with four boobs.